Best and Hottest Rajnikant Jokes

WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student

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?Teachers used to bunk class…


Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….

That building is now known as…

…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)

Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set

today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo ]:)


All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did…
Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans-DOSA…


A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question


Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as
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Emran hashmi


Once a unknown child came to rajnikants house.
When the boy entered,
rajnikant askd ‘ae kaun’?? umm ?? ummm?? :p
And today that boy is famous and known as ‘AKON’:


Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid
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We now know him as Baba Ramdev..